Time traveler claims Battlefield Earth will be hailed as a great movie in 2037

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Scientist Scott McGregor claims he has successfully time traveled and was shocked to find that in the year 2037 Battlefield Earth is hailed as one of the greatest movies to date.

He claims that in 2032 a global recession is the coup de grace to the art of film-making. Hollywood decides instead of making new movies they will simply recycle movies in place of essentially making the same movies over and over again.

According to Scott, other blockbusters include the entire works of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie, 2, 3, 4), Glitter (Mariah Carey) and Daddy Day Camp, which he says wins Cuba Gooding Jr. his first Oscar.

A direct quote and possibly the most discouraging of his confessions, “Gigli is the gone with the wind of tomorrow… well tomorrow in 2037”.

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